RANDOM THOUGHTS by Daisy Waitherero Wambua

Before I was a writer, I was Jenifer Hudson, sometimes Mariah Carey and other times Ray C (the Kim Kardashian of my time). I believed in myself so much I probably would be a platinum artist by now.

My kinky hair looking like I was a member of Jackson five reminds me that dream was a hallucination. A projection of some sort. The belief that I could be and still can be anything dimmed down after setbacks followed up by setbacks. Can you imagine having the world greatest singer in your midst? With an accent showing her passport has been in contact with relevance and high aboards? Me neither.

Omarion was my last ticket to Hollywood but there was so much distance between us. So here I am, somewhere in Rongai. Nkoroi. It’s actual location is not even rongai, people call it upper Karen. Even uber (chuckles). Those people are me and another lad I met months back, I can’t seem to recall his name but he had a beard to fancy and a DMX tone. I wonder if he is reading this. Call me.

Rongai is Hollywood. It’s full of hope, nature, nganyas and supermarkets. We have the actual rich people not like those ones from Buru phase 5. We have a huge market, you can get anything there. It’s like Gikomba, Marikiti and Mr Price all mashed up. Shimiya swalalala honey!!! A couple of famous faces. Instagram famous but still famous.

Ronga is the place you need to be if you are classy and humble. Witty and dumb at the same time. It’s the place where you can pay 150/- fare and arrive home in ten minutes. Also avoid payment and get home after a week. Ronga is like Nairobi in a different spectrum, with less idiots, more pundas and more movie shops.

This is the only place you can get someone looking like Future but dressed like Caitlyn Jenner. You will see Kim ole Ngatasian with the right amount of melanin and butt thigh ratio. A place full of possibilities and hope. So I will sing and shout until the words dry out, so put it in all of the blogs, I am not afraid, you can read all about it.

Check out my day-one-all-day-errday-nothing-on-him-pop-a-squat nigga friend forever KAREEM’S EP called Acid!!!!!! Here is the link on SoundCloud, can’t wait for your feedback!!!! The talent is on another level!! If you don’t have bundles, please seek medical advice

 

 

 

 

4 COMMENTS

  1. lad I met months back, I can’t seem to recall his
    name but he had a beard to fancy and a DMX tone.
    I wonder if he is reading this. Call me….
    amazing article, keep up, love it

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